My recipe to forestall any parking lot fight: 1)Maintain calm. If the fucktard is being belligerent and has a tim mcgraw shirt on, chances are...He AINT backing down. 2)obtain non-lethal disabling device. It's not a bitch move to use mace, but I prefer a nice tazer or stun-gun. The more powerful the better. 3)Utilize said device 4)Obtain your choice of adhesive, duct tape or superglue. 5)Here's where you use your own discretion: You can tape or glue unconscious perp's ass cheeks together, you can take incriminating photos with a digicam, (imagine his buddy's finding a pic of him with a large penis right in front of his face) You can tie him butt naked to a high school football post with all kinds of grafitti written all over him in permanent marker, or you can just tie him up and leave him somewhere out in BFE. In any event, be creative. This one time, I could see being non-violent wasn't the answer, and fighting would have been worse. A good ol fashioned stomp down woulda done the heart good, tho.


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